wifightclub:

cyclopette:

zebrathinker:

valvala:

ladygolem:

hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

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this is fucked up

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nailed it

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uh

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correct, a+, 100%

shit… how did the y kno

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never-closed asked: come make out with me

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its late and i want to hear confessions
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who taught you
that the
value of a woman
is the ratio
of her waist
to her hips
and the circumference
of her buttocks
and the volume
of her lips?
Your math
is
dangerously wrong
her value
is
nothing less
than
infinite. ‘Greater than’ by Della Hicks-Wilson  (via barbieandken)

(Source: dellahickswilson, via never-closed)

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buttermilkqueen:

rnessaged:

buttermilkqueen:

it should be my birthday everyday

you would be very old

what a rude thing to say to someone on their birthday

(Source: beeblejuice, via slovvbro)

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catsurbate:

hilaryclintit:

foodchewer:

imagine an ocean full of coca cola

is pepsi okay

pepsea

(via ruinedchildhood)

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heytherekristen:

so you’re telling me that if I give you 1000+ dollars that I’m allowed to run around a football field while making fart noises through a horn all summer?

Where do I sign

(via screw-yo-teatime)

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caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

(via candacetbh)

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lamewhiteperson:

When kids scream in public

(via snorlaxatives)

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